Gym Encounter with Charles S. Dutton August 9, 2009

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So I go to the gym today and I’m in the locker room.  It’s me and some Charles S. Dutton (CSD) type character in the room.  This is CSD in his prime though.  Looked to be about 250 lbs of pure rippedness.  He looks over at me and starts laughing.

He’s like, “So you’re on a quest for Ultimate Rippedness”.

I was like, “Cool out, Charles S. Dutton, I’m just starting”.

So, he’s all, “It’s cool, bitch, I remember when I started my quest back in the day.  You think I was a Charles S. Dutton looking mofo 15 year’s ago??  Hell no, bitch!  I was just like you and now look at me, a bad ass Charles S. Dutton look-a-like.”

So, I’m like, “What’s your secret?”

He responds, “Two words… Calisthenics…push ups and pull ups”.

“OK”, I say, “Calisthenics is one word and you suck”.

He got all roid-raged and lunged at me.  I think he wanted a piece.  I slipped out of his way and was like, “I’m flattered, but I don’t swing that way.”

Lesson learned…if you see someone that looks like Charles S. Dutton, you run the other way because there is some totally heinous stuff coming your way.

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proteingod August 11th, 2009

How do we relly know this happened? Also, were either you or CSD clothed during this conflict? I’m thinking no. Good luck swinging the other way.

free avatar November 29th, 2010

Where do you come up with this? Just saying you are very imaginative. I wish I had your blogging style.

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