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You Need a Spot, Bill Clinton? December 29, 2011 No Comments

Yeah, it’s been 20 months since my last blog post.  You probably thought I died climbing Mt. Olympus while attempting to take my place with the other gods or perhaps you thought I was playing basketball and didn’t realize I had gained so much mass in my calves that a single jump launched me into [...]

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The Rippedness is Gone? April 24, 2010 1 Comment

So as you are aware, it has been awhile since my last post.  I’ve been away, traveling the world, regulating bitches, and preaching about basking in my reflective glory. It’s been a fun few months, but then a few days ago, my world was shaken to the core.  You see I was in Baltimore aka [...]

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Pump up the Jam! November 3, 2009 2 Comments

Today was one of those days.  People hassling me at work wanting me to do stuff.  C’mon people, I’m on a quest, I don’t have time for your petty “forms” and ‘procedures”.  When I got home, I was tired and it was squat night.  What was someone on a quest to do??  Sit at home and [...]

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Gym Encounter with Charles S. Dutton August 9, 2009 2 Comments

So I go to the gym today and I’m in the locker room.  It’s me and some Charles S. Dutton (CSD) type character in the room.  This is CSD in his prime though.  Looked to be about 250 lbs of pure rippedness.  He looks over at me and starts laughing. He’s like, “So you’re on [...]

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And So It Begins… July 2, 2009 No Comments

Hello bitches.  I see you’ve found the site.  Well, la de da.  You were probably all…Where am I?  How did I get here?  What is the Quest for Ultimate Rippedness?  Well, grandpa, before you soil yourself from the magnetic rays of awesomeness emanating from your monitor, I’ll tell you about The Quest. No, this isn’t [...]

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